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Almog Cohen is an Israeli former professional footballer who works as sporting director for Israeli Premier League side Beitar Jerusalem.
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Armando Manuel de Barros Serra Marques Guedes is a political scientist, anthropologist and a former diplomat with expertise in international relations, political science, theory and philosophy, diplomacy, security and defence, and geopolitics. He is a professor of political science, law, and international politics at the Universidade Nova de Lisboa, as well as the professor responsible for geopolitics at the Instituto Universitário Militar, Instituto de Estudos Superiores Militares.
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