{"type":"standard","title":"Whitney Tavern","displaytitle":"Whitney Tavern","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q17065171","titles":{"canonical":"Whitney_Tavern","normalized":"Whitney Tavern","display":"Whitney Tavern"},"pageid":41901104,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e1/TempletonMA_WhitneyTavern.jpg/330px-TempletonMA_WhitneyTavern.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/TempletonMA_WhitneyTavern.jpg","width":1024,"height":680},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279179161","tid":"c79bc1d4-fae8-11ef-910c-212a39bce848","timestamp":"2025-03-07T00:11:56Z","description":"Historic building in Massachusetts, US","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":42.56358,"lon":-72.0269},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitney_Tavern","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitney_Tavern?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitney_Tavern?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Whitney_Tavern"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitney_Tavern","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Whitney_Tavern","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitney_Tavern?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Whitney_Tavern"}},"extract":"Whitney Tavern is a historic 19th century tavern at 11 Patriots Road in Templeton, Massachusetts. The oldest portion of this rambling wood-frame structure is a modest \"A frame\" structure built c. 1782 by Joshua Tucker as a tavern on the main road between Templeton and Gardner. The tavern was a major local landmark, sited on a turnpike, until it was sidelined by the advent of the railroads in the mid-19th century. The building, reduced in size after it closed, was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 1996.","extract_html":"
Whitney Tavern is a historic 19th century tavern at 11 Patriots Road in Templeton, Massachusetts. The oldest portion of this rambling wood-frame structure is a modest \"A frame\" structure built c. 1782 by Joshua Tucker as a tavern on the main road between Templeton and Gardner. The tavern was a major local landmark, sited on a turnpike, until it was sidelined by the advent of the railroads in the mid-19th century. The building, reduced in size after it closed, was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 1996.
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